Top positive review
Many of you will say “come on man it’s just toilet paper” to that I say “Whatever Poop Hands”
July 10, 2018
Anybody with a reasonably sensitive ‘starfish’ will tell you low quality backside cleansing parchment is not all created equally.
While softness is a major component, durability and absorption are critical components that you just can’t overlook.
Too soft? You are about to get uncomfortable feeling in a totally over emotional way. Not soft enough? Welcome to bleeding and surfing WebMD and thinking you have a crazy disease for a week.
Low durability score? Welcome to fecal-finger-town complete with emergency nail clipping time!
Poor absorption? See the issues with low durability but add in an extra slick layer of grossness.
Like most North Americans, I’m to lazy to read the fine print and make most of my decisions based on the pictures on the packing. I’ve tried the TP made up of what I can only assume are ground up kittens, bears or angels. I once even tried the kind that appeared to be made of babies (gotta admit that one was soft) but I never really found the perfect balance.
That is until now. Anybody to ever wear a scratchy a$$ wool sweater knows beyond a doubt that cashmere is softer than crushed angles and kittens put together! When I saw it in a toilet paper I just could not resist.
Bottom line (pun intended) this paper is the ‘S#!t’ (not intended). Soft as a freshly sheered goat, rip resistant durability that achieves strength and durability without the use of lamination, with an which has grown rapidly over the past two decades, to rival even the most sinister of chilli eating contests.
All in all two thumbs up (just not literally)