Top positive review
The new phone that does stuff! Yay capitalism!
September 2, 2018
Super powerful phone, instantly made my wife happy! It lets you browse random things even faster than last month's model for only 3x the price!
Uses the amazing usb C port, and as a bonus none of your old wires work anymore!
Causes sudden negative balances to your bank account...
PRO TIP: When you put a new SIM Card in the phone, it will do a factory wipe... don't be an idiot like me and setup the entire phone first and then put the SIM card in or you will be salty af...